Returns & Refunds policy
At any point before shipment takes place or payment is processed, you are free to cancel your order.
All sales are final. We do not accept returns, offer refunds, or facilitate exchanges. It’s on you to get the size right first, schmuck.
In order to exercise your right of cancellation, you must inform us WITH EXTREME REGRET by means of a clear statement.
You can inform us of your decision by e-mail orders@4schmucks.com
Returning Goods
As stated above, we do not accept returns. If you are unhappy or unsatisfied with your product, maybe you’re not a schmuck. Feel free to donate or gift it to a schmuck.
Contact Us
You shouldn’t have any questions at this point since the above is abundantly clear. If you have any questions about our Returns and Refunds Policy, please contact us by e-mail orders@4schmucks.com
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