a schmucky sorbet

a few years ago, fed up with just about everything, the founders of this mess and a half decided to pour our angst into a semi productive avenue. you're now looking at it. the goal is for us to devote enough love to this endeavor that it pays for our existence up until our eventual thelma and louise style demise. not that we'd ever drive off a cliff, you schmuck.

anyway, browse around, buy some stuff, wear it if you want, or don't. we are beyond caring at this point, so enjoy the personification of our own contempt for you.

that image here? autogenerated taint

150+

90+

years of collective schmuckery

ridiculously stupid ideas

embrace the schmuck

celebrate the schmuck. pretend you, friends and family have feelings.

express yourself

display disdain, not apathy.