hello, schmuck

for far too long, schmucks of the world have been neglected. sure, every now and again you see them in the media, portrayed in film, or even elected to office. but are they recognized? given the treatment they deserve?

absolutely not.

nobody has been brave enough to cater to the needs of the schmuck.

that changes now.

For Schmucks is here to fill the void all schmucks have felt for eternity. never in the history of man have schmucks been recognized for their contributions. they are mocked. laughed at. judged. but only in secret, behind closed doors.

you no longer need to hide. go on, be brave. express yourself. life is far too short for you to hold back your opinions. how else are you going to express yourself unless we write the words for you?

gift a t-shirt to a schmuck who deserves it. don't forget that schmuck in the mirror.